HOW TO KILL A LION (nice one)?

Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that it’s a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it. It will confess that it’s a lion.

Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2.am and kill it, while it’s sleeping!

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. You don’t understand right… ok… read it after 15 yrs, then also u won’t!

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US… and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him! Or tell that the lion is enriching uranium and has weapons of mass destruction, when China and Russia vetos it in the Security Council convince some NATO buddies and bomb it.

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. Lion gets tired and surrenders.

27 Responses to “HOW TO KILL A LION (nice one)?”

  1. Brainz Says:

    Mary had a little lion
    She tied it to a pylon
    10,000 volts went up it’s ar$e
    And turned the lion to nylon!!!.

  2. Natalie[x] Says:

    i couldn’t be bothered reading it :P

  3. Flare the Ferret Says:

    wow.

  4. dashadow Says:

    Not bad and fairly interesting.

  5. sandeep Says:

    Good, you had to apply a lot of Brains n Time typing it.

  6. Ali Says:

    With a Pistol or with the help of a weapons dude.

  7. Banana Says:

    a pistol wont work you gotta use pipe bomb lol

  8. rozeta53 Says:

    "How to catch a lion?"
    "Catch 2 lions and release one of them!"
    That’s the easiest way! No hard science at all! Simply 2-1=1.

    http://www.gksoft.com/a/fun/catch-lion.html
    http://bjornsmaths.blogspot.com/2005/11/how-to-catch-lion-in-sahara-desert.html

  9. zymzyv Says:

    Why would anyone want to kill a lion in the first place?

  10. earthwaterfireairsky Says:

    Sorry….Old Joke…..Not very funny :(

  11. hi !!! Says:

    awesome, nice….

    star for u " * "

  12. Princess Me Says:

    lol……
    hehe

  13. san Says:

    wow..too gud..

  14. Satyabrata Says:

    Let the lion to watch Ram gopal verma’s"AAG"……………..

  15. Cryptic Shadow Says:

    Haha. I love the Newton one.

  16. Ritika K Says:

    That’s superb……….
    Good humour……..
    I am laughing my heads off…….
    please post some more of it.!!!!!!!

  17. ►βℓαсκ мαмβα◄ Says:

    Your method(s)
    1.Have sex with the Lion
    2.Asking the lion to answer your question

    L-M-A-O

  18. kashish k Says:

    Why are you pulling evrybdy to kill lion. Why should one kill lion.

    Menka auntie… Look he is giving suggetion to kill lion.

  19. twinkling girl Says:

    newtons method

  20. Gloria Morgan Says:

    catch lion n tell him there is a lioness outside the forest near circus he just ran there n be caught by the circus man

  21. surya Says:

    Highlight of the joke

    Indian Police Method:
    Catch any animal and interrogate it. It will confess that it’s a lion.

  22. sasirekha Says:

    SUPERB YAAR.

  23. emina!!!!! Says:

    wowie!

  24. Jumping Sun Says:

    Really nice one.

  25. snow_white Says:

    I could not stop laughing. nice one indeed.

  26. ηαmяατα Says:

    that’s funny…

  27. Sunny Says:

    hahahahaha
    LOL..very Funny

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