HOW TO KILL A LION (nice one)?
Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that it’s a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it. It will confess that it’s a lion.
Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2.am and kill it, while it’s sleeping!
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. You don’t understand right… ok… read it after 15 yrs, then also u won’t!
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US… and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him! Or tell that the lion is enriching uranium and has weapons of mass destruction, when China and Russia vetos it in the Security Council convince some NATO buddies and bomb it.
Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. Lion gets tired and surrenders.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Mary had a little lion
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up it’s ar$e
And turned the lion to nylon!!!.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
i couldn’t be bothered reading it
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
wow.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Not bad and fairly interesting.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Good, you had to apply a lot of Brains n Time typing it.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
With a Pistol or with the help of a weapons dude.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
a pistol wont work you gotta use pipe bomb lol
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
"How to catch a lion?"
"Catch 2 lions and release one of them!"
That’s the easiest way! No hard science at all! Simply 2-1=1.
http://www.gksoft.com/a/fun/catch-lion.html
http://bjornsmaths.blogspot.com/2005/11/how-to-catch-lion-in-sahara-desert.html
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Why would anyone want to kill a lion in the first place?
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Sorry….Old Joke…..Not very funny
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
awesome, nice….
star for u " * "
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
lol……
hehe
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
wow..too gud..
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Let the lion to watch Ram gopal verma’s"AAG"……………..
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Haha. I love the Newton one.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
That’s superb……….
Good humour……..
I am laughing my heads off…….
please post some more of it.!!!!!!!
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Your method(s)
1.Have sex with the Lion
2.Asking the lion to answer your question
L-M-A-O
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Why are you pulling evrybdy to kill lion. Why should one kill lion.
Menka auntie… Look he is giving suggetion to kill lion.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
newtons method
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
catch lion n tell him there is a lioness outside the forest near circus he just ran there n be caught by the circus man
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Highlight of the joke
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it. It will confess that it’s a lion.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
SUPERB YAAR.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
wowie!
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Really nice one.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
I could not stop laughing. nice one indeed.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
that’s funny…
November 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
hahahahaha
LOL..very Funny